Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Signaling Risk (2014)

Martin Starr: Bertram Gilfoyle

Quotes 

• Erlich : I am not a racist, all right? I watch a lot of black porn. I mean, a lot.

  Dinesh : One question. In this porn, is the man black, or the woman black, or are they both?

  Erlich : Is one of those racist, and the others aren't?

  Gilfoyle : I'll hack his browser history. We'll get to the bottom of this.

• Jared : Take Dinesh and Gilfoyle, they're wasting an enormous amount of time arguing. What if we were to separate them? Divide their existing work space into two areas. We could put in some kind of portable barrier...

  Gilfoyle : He's talking about cubicles!

  Dinesh : We're not doing cubicles, no way!

  Jared : No, no, don't think of it as a cubicle. Think of it as a neutral-colored enclosure about yay-high around your work space.

  [Everyone stares at Jared] 

  Jared : Okay, fine. But do you know who uses cubicles? Every single Fortune 500 company. Why? Because they work.