Bloodsucking Bastards (2015)

Neil Garguilo: Mike

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• Mike : Honestly I bet dating her is like dating a guy. Who's like a hot chick, that has you know, like a penis.

  Tim : So not a girl?

  Mike : No, still a girl. Did you not listen to what I just said?

  Andrew : Alright.

  Mike : No it's a hot girl with a, with a beautiful penis. But she's still a, she's still a chick! She just has guy parts!

  Andrew : No I get where you're going.

  Mike : It's a feminine penis. Ok, what if it was a guy with a vagina?

  Tim : Eh he makes a good point.