The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Indecision Amalgamation (2014)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Quick poll! PS4 or Xbox One? Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, Xbox One.
Sheldon Cooper : Penny!
Penny : Huh?
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard!
Leonard Hofstadter : PS4.
Sheldon Cooper : Wolowitz!
Howard Wolowitz : They're both great.
Sheldon Cooper : Bernadette!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I like the Wii.
Sheldon Cooper : Thanks, grandma.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Can I get your opinion on something that happened at work today?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Of course.
Penny : Sure.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Okay, well, I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof, or a horrible monster, damned to spend eternity in hell.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, I'm sure it's lovable.
Penny : I'm gonna' go with monster. What do ya' got?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, there's this lady in our office who's retiring, and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign, but no one told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend, and what I was signing was not a retirement card, but was actually a get well card.
Penny : [laughing] I'm liking my odds here.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : So on the card, in the hospital, next to the woman who's clinging to life, are the words "Hey Vivian, you deserve this. And at least with you gone, no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge. LOL, smiley. P.S., Good luck, wherever you wind up."
Penny : Why didn't I put money on this?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Does this make me a horrible person?
Amy Farrah Fowler : No, of course not. It was an accident.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What about that I wish she would die before she read the card?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay, now you're straddling the line.
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Raj Koothrappali : What if one of them asks me what I was up to the night before and I was with the other one. Then what, do I lie?
Bernadette Rostenkowski , Howard Wolowitz : Yes.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What do you mean, yes?
Leonard Hofstadter : What do *you* mean, yes?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Were you seeing other women when we started dating?
Howard Wolowitz : No. Were you seeing other men?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No.
Leonard Hofstadter : Were you seeing other men?
Penny : No.
Leonard Hofstadter : Aren't you going to ask me?
Penny : Come on, really?