Austin & Ally (TV Series)

Proms & Promises (2014)

John Paul Green: Chuck

Quotes 

• Chuck : My tux is so sharp, it comes with safety goggles.

  Dez : Oh yeah? My tux is so sharp, I got a paper cut just putting it on.

  Chuck : My tux is so sharp, Japanese chefs use it chop vegetables tableside.

  [pretends to do that. Dez "catches" one in the air and then "eats" it] 

  Dez : My tux is so sharp, teachers warn little kids not to run with it.

  Chuck : My tux is so sharp, instead of pencil sharpeners, people use pencil my-tux-eners.

  Dez : Okay, that one didn't make any sense.

  Chuck : Eh, I'll admit that one was a stretch.