- Chuck: My tux is so sharp, it comes with safety goggles.
- Dez: Oh yeah? My tux is so sharp, I got a paper cut just putting it on.
- Chuck: My tux is so sharp, Japanese chefs use it chop vegetables tableside.
- [pretends to do that. Dez "catches" one in the air and then "eats" it]
- Dez: My tux is so sharp, teachers warn little kids not to run with it.
- Chuck: My tux is so sharp, instead of pencil sharpeners, people use pencil my-tux-eners.
- Dez: Okay, that one didn't make any sense.
- Chuck: Eh, I'll admit that one was a stretch.
- Austin Moon: [sings] Piper, I would have done this sooner, but I was given the task of figuring out how to do a "Big Ask." I wanted to ask you in the place we first met to make this moment something you won't forget. If you say no, I'll have to go with my mom, so please say yes and be my date to the prom.