The Middle (TV Series)

The Wind Chimes (2014)

Charlie McDermott: Axl Heck

Quotes 

• Hutch : Look, I'd do the same for you, you know, if you ever got a girl.

  Axl Heck : That's harsh, man. Harsh! You know what? I'm not so sure I want to live with someone who would say something like that to me.

  Hutch : Fine. I'm not sure I want to live with you, either.

  Axl Heck : Good. I'll just stay with Kenny. We have a lot of laughs.

  Hutch : Fine.

  Axl Heck : Fine! Enjoy Woods Girl. I hope you get a deer tick in a very personal place.