- Sue Heck: I wish I could ask you in, but that's the price you pay when you're keeping your relationship a secret.
- Darrin: No, you're right. Once everyone finds out, it always seems to get messed up. It's like people are threatened by our joy.
- Sue Heck: That's why it's critical that absolutely no one finds out about us.
- [bursts into house]
- Sue Heck: I'm in love with Darrin and I need to shout it from the rooftop!
- Frankie Heck: Wait - what?
- Sue Heck: We didn't want anyone pulling us apart, so we've been keeping it a secret. It's been so hard!
- Frankie Heck: How long has this been going on?
- Sue Heck: Since prom last night. I just think about Darrin all the time. And when he's not around, I just miss him so much. How do you bear the burning ache when you're apart from Dad all day?
- Frankie Heck: I'm not gonna say it's easy.
- Frankie Heck: Okay, the chimes haven't stopped. But that doesn't mean anything. Rita might not have even seen the letter yet. But she had to, I put it on her doorstep. But then, why hasn't she taken the chimes down?
- [gasps]
- Frankie Heck: What if she can't read? No, she steals our paper. She can read.
- Hutch: Look, I'd do the same for you, you know, if you ever got a girl.
- Axl Heck: That's harsh, man. Harsh! You know what? I'm not so sure I want to live with someone who would say something like that to me.
- Hutch: Fine. I'm not sure I want to live with you, either.
- Axl Heck: Good. I'll just stay with Kenny. We have a lot of laughs.
- Hutch: Fine.
- Axl Heck: Fine! Enjoy Woods Girl. I hope you get a deer tick in a very personal place.