- Hammerman: [rapping] Everybody tee off, get a club in your hands, charisma-free sex addict saving DiC Land! Welcome to the Golf Jam!
- [Dr. Doom incinerates Rebecca, a housewife who was staying with Reed Richards as part of a wife-swap program]
- Dr. Doom: How could you allow this to happen?
- Mr. Fantastic: It was part of the show's premise, what was I supposed to do?
- Dr. Doom: Oh, I don't know, maybe NOT PIT A HOUSEWIFE AGAINST THE POWER OF DOOM?