JonTron (TV Series)

Foodfight! (2014)

Jon Jafari: JonTron

Quotes 

• JonTron : Is this like Toy Story rules or is this like, like The Fountain rules, where there's no rules?

  JonTron : [backing away]  Oh God, help us. I think this is Fountain rules.

• JonTron : [holding copy of Foodfight!]  Oh my God, sir. This is amazing. How long have you had this?

  Store Clerk : One million year.

  JonTron : I'll take it!

• [ear-raped] 

  JonTron : Am I dead yet?

• [playing with Hot or Not] 

  JonTron : PeanutButterGamer; is he hot or not? Yeah, that's hot. Jacques? Ooh, baby, that's hot. Dinosaur bones? Well, I don't know about that. They've been in the ground for a while. Not!

• JonTron : Also, she's a Nazis. And a Star Wars.

• JonTron : Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win! That's the moral of the story, guys!

• JonTron : Honeybee, flower.

  [ding] 

  JonTron : Mouse, cheese.

  [ding] 

  JonTron : Dog.

  JonTron : [holding a box of raisins]  Raisins? I don't see anything wrong with that.

• [last lines] 

  JonTron : [narrating]  I guess some things you just never forget. Some scars never heal.

  JonTron : I don't even like you. Why did I put the time to put you in a goddamn locket? This is bullshit. I'm getting out of here.