Robot Chicken (TV Series)

G.I. Jogurt (2014)

Donald Faison: Destro

Quotes 

• [as the G.I. Joes win an Emmy award in PSAs] 

  Cobra Commander : Look at them, Destro! The Joes churn out pedestrian advice to dead-eyed children, and the public eats it up! "Hey kids, don't play with poles and electric lights!" - reads like a dispatch from the No Shit Clinic!

  Destro : I'll get the nerve gas!

  Cobra Commander : No, you fool, we'll beat them at their own game! We will create our own PSAs!

• Baroness : [enters]  Oh, I forgot you guys were in here writing! I was just looking for a hammer to hang my degree in screenwriting from Applebee's! Anything I can do for you while I'm in here?

  [pause] 

  Baroness : Destro?

  Destro : She's actually really funny, guys...

  Cobra Commander : You lost me at "She's". Fuck it, we're doing it without a script!

• [as the G.I. Joes win an Emmy award in PSAs] 

  Destro : Pump the nerve gas!