- [Tamsin has just battered down a door with an ax to get at Kenzi]
- Tamsin: Heeeeer's Tammy!
- [Bo suddenly appears behind Tamsin and knocks her through the door]
- Bo: And here's Bo.
- Tamsin: Isn't it customary to end that sentence with "bitch"?
- Bo: You said it crazy eyes, not me.
- Tamsin: Time to deliver you!
- Bo: Guess what? I'm not a package.
- Tamsin: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
- Bo: Is there a medium option?
- [Tamsin swings the ax at Bo who ducks]
- Bo: Hard it is.
- Lauren Lewis: You have to tell me everything you know about the under realms.
- Tamsin: Eat a sack of tits.
- Lauren Lewis: Sorry, what did you say to me?
- Tamsin: Eat. A sack. Of *tits*.
- Lauren Lewis: Uh, okay. Why?
- Tamsin: Because then your mouth would be full of tits and I wouldn't have to listen to your dumb-ass voice.
- Kenzi Malikov: Safety test!
- Bo: Mother's name?
- Kenzi Malikov: Birth: Aife. Adoptive: Mary Dennis. Dream: Tina Turner. Wing sauce?
- Bo: Half extra hot. Half honey garlic. All blue cheese dipped. Middle name?
- Kenzi Malikov: Trick question! You don't have one. Favorite alias?
- Bo: That is too hard! You have too many!
- Kenzi Malikov: Oh, come on. You got this,
- Bo: Toni, with an I, Soprano.
- Bo: I'm sorry that I couldn't save Hale. And I'm sorry that I wasn't there to save you.
- Kenzi Malikov: It was my turn to do the saving. Can you give a girl that?
- Bo: How many times have you saved me?
- Kenzi Malikov: ...A few?
- Bo: Since we first met. You saved me every single day, in ways that you could never understand. In ways that I can barely understand. You just did.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Bo, we need to talk.
- Bo: Is this the part where you tell me that I'm making the wrong choice? That I'm putting myself in grave danger?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Well, sort of. And-...
- Bo: And when dealing in matters of the afterlife, there are unknowns. Rules. Everything has a price.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: And whatever the cost, you're willing to pay it?
- Bo: Nailed it.
- Lauren Lewis: You claim to be a part of this group. That you love Kenzi and Bo. I don't see it.
- Tamsin: Well maybe you should wear some glasses.
- Lauren Lewis: Hm, you kind of peaked at "sack of tits".
- Kenzi Malikov: Scoop of chunky monkey?
- Bo: [Eats] Oh my God.
- Kenzi Malikov: Isn't it good?
- Bo: It's so good.
- Kenzi Malikov: I think they use different milk in Valhalla.
- Lauren Lewis: For all we know they're being tortured. Or burned alive, or worse, buried alive. Over and over again. They're Hel shoes. Emphasis on "hell".
- Tamsin: Do you really think I'm going to let a little human get in the way of my true potential?
- Kenzi Malikov: Your true potential used to be eating a box of Vector in one sitting!
- Kenzi Malikov: You know how many emojis I've been wanting to text you about this place? Any Ben and Jerry's flave I want. Including the discontinued oatmeal cookie chunk.
- Bo: Shut up.
- Kenzi Malikov: Oh my God, and look what I have.
- [Pulls out DVDs]
- Kenzi Malikov: Clueless Two. Sister Act Three: Rosary's Baby's Got Back. A prequel to Goonies. And they're all super watchable!
- Dyson Thornwood: Listen to this
- [Reads from Tamsin's diary]
- Dyson Thornwood: "Thomas is a simple human. If it wasn't for his muscular arms and enormous...".
- [Trails off. Trick raises an eyebrow]
- Kenzi Malikov: [to Tamsin] God, are you my something old? I mean, not that you look it. You just are. Fact. All the lives.