Modern Family (TV Series)
The Wedding, Part 1 (2014)
Nathan Lane: Pepper Saltzman
Photos
Quotes
-
Ronaldo : I have eyes on the grooms!
Pepper Saltzman : I'm three feet behind you.
-
Cameron Tucker : There's a wildfire near the venue!
Pepper Saltzman : Don't panic... The fire is already 28% contained.
Cameron Tucker : That doesn't sound like a lot.
-
Ronaldo : Oh, we can't dim the lights.
Pepper Saltzman : Then break some! These are not young men!
-
Cameron Tucker : [Sal shows up to the wedding heavily pregnant] So, why didn't you tell us?
Sal : Oh, you know, we just wanted to get through that first trimester before we let the cat out of the bag!
Pepper Saltzman : When was that, last summer?
Mitchell Pritchett : So you're how far along now?
Eddie : About four months, right honey?
Sal : Yup. Four months. Just about the exact amount of time Eddie and I have been together!
Ronaldo : I don't understand. Four is this many, yes?
[holds up four fingers]
Pepper Saltzman : Si.