Suits (TV Series)

Moot Point (2014)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

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Quotes 

• Dana Scott : You really are a dick.

  Louis Litt : I'm Moby goddamn dick, and you just swam in my waters.

• Dana Scott : I'm a friend who is not going to give you my case fourteen seconds after you give me a scarf.

  Louis Litt : No, no, no, it's not a scarf. It's one of the world's finest pashminas.

  Dana Scott : I don't care if it's the world's only pashmina. You're not getting this case.

• Louis Litt : And, if you value this friendship at all, you would stay out of it, because I'm going to the mattresses against Dana Scott.

  Harvey Specter : "Mattresses?" Have you been watching The Godfather?

  Louis Litt : Yeah, I've been trying to come up with some common ground to expand our friendship. Sue me.

• Louis Litt : Yeah, you wanna play it this way, fine, but if you think you can outsmart me, you're gonna get Litt up.

  Katrina Bennett : Litt the hell up.

  Dana Scott : Litt up? Litt. Oh.

  [laughs] 

  Dana Scott : Oh, my God, that's so cute. I'm gonna go make fun of it on my Facebook page right now. Thank you.

• Louis Litt : Jessica, I want to know where I fall in the pecking order with regard to Dana Scott.

  Jessica Pearson : There is no pecking order. I don't look at things that way.

  Louis Litt : Great. That means I'm behind her because she's banging Harvey.

  Jessica Pearson : I'm gonna pretend I didn't just hear that.

• Jessica Pearson : Louis, did it ever occur to you that these situations may sometimes be a result of your own doing?

  Louis Litt : What on God's green earth are you talking about?

  Jessica Pearson : You have an opportunity to bond with our newest senior partner or make a permanent enemy of her - and I'm saying, in the past, you've generally chosen the enemy route.

  Louis Litt : Can you give me a specific?

  Jessica Pearson : Off the top of my head?

  Louis Litt : Mm-hm.

  Jessica Pearson : Pemberton, Yates, Cohen, Duffner, Ramirez...

  Louis Litt : That's five isolated incidents.

  Jessica Pearson : Robinson, Jenkins, Gardner...

  Louis Litt : Okay, okay, fine.

• Louis Litt : How dare you quote me to me.