- Cinema Snob: If I look like I am in a bad mood, it's because the movie I picked this week is *another* forgotten John Travolta romance film...
- [Points at the poster of 'Moment by Moment' on the wall behind him]
- Cinema Snob: ...this time co-starring Olivia Newton-John.
- Olivia Newton-John: [from a clip from 'Grease'] Tell me about it, stud.
- Cinema Snob: I wish I could tell you about it, Olivia, but unfortunately it's not 'Grease' that I'm talking about; I liked *that* movie. Oh no no, I'm talking about the *other* John Travolta - Olivia Newton-John teamup.
- [Clip from "I Think You Might Like It" music video is shown]
- Cinema Snob: [Surprised] What in the hell was that? OK, I don't know what *that* was but maybe now I'm glad I am stuck with their 1983 reunion film 'Two of a Kind'.
- Cinema Snob: Don't remember 'Two of a Kind'? It's the one where God wants to destroy the entire world unless angels can prove to him that goodness exists by hooking up John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John! Ha ha ha... WHAT THE FU...?
- [the "Hallelujah" chorus plays over the opening credits]
- Cinema Snob: Something tells me for how well this movie was received, they should have saved the "Hallelujah" chorus for the end credits.
- Cinema Snob: Playing golf with white balls within a cloud of white smoke seems so annoying that I am thinking this may actually be hell!
- God (Gene Hackman): I think I have to do something drastic. I want to start over.
- Cinema Snob: Oh, come on, the movie just started. Don't give up on it yet, God!
- Cinema Snob: So I guess the God in this prefers the Old Testament God and I don't think that someone contemplating mass murder should be judging someone else for their lack of goodness!
- [Travolta turns the Tv on and sits in a chair beside it]
- Cinema Snob: I am gonna turn on my TV and sit in a spot where I can't see it. Badass!
- [During a bank robbery]
- Zack (John Travolta): Thank you.
- Debbie (Olivia Newton-John): You're welcome. I am single.
- Cinema Snob: What the fuck? Well, in her defense, she does know that he is rich now.
- Toni Kalem (Terri): You're home early.
- Debbie (Olivia Newton-John): I got fired.
- Cinema Snob: Yes, how dare you let that man with a gun rob us? You're fired!
- Cinema Snob: What the fuck? She pulled the switcheroo and stole the money herself? Is the twist halfway through the movie that Norman Bates is gonna stab her in the shower?
- Toni Kalem (Terri): Why did you get fired this time?
- Debbie (Olivia Newton-John): I flirted with a bank robber.
- Toni Kalem (Terri): What?
- [Cut to a scene in Travolta's apartment]
- Cinema Snob: Wait, why the hell did you cut away from that? I have that question too!
- [the movie starts rewinding and then Oliver Reed appears]
- Cinema Snob: Wait... OLIVER REED?
- [Beat]
- Cinema Snob: If I rewind any movie will Oliver Reed magically show up? Because... I kinda want that to happen!
- Cinema Snob: Oliver Reed plays Beasley a.k.a. Satan who can magically make girls appear, already making him more likeable than God!
- Cinema Snob: While the movie wasn't a hit with either critics or the audience, so far I can think of one person who is clearly a fan of it: DANNY BOYLE!
- [Poster of 'A Life Less Ordinary' is shown]
- [the onscreen action is still rewinding]
- Cinema Snob: Oh, Goddammit, stop rewinding the movie! Three acts is enough, it does not need an act 1.5!
- [Olivia Newton-John screams upon seeing John Travolta]
- Cinema Snob: Why is she scared of him now? She was flirting with him earlier!
- Cinema Snob: Every great romance film begins when one character thinks the other is on a mission to murder them. That's why the most romantic movie ever made is 'Vice Squad'!