Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

A'ohe Kahi e Pe'e Ai (2014)

Jorge Garcia: Jerry Ortega

Quotes 

• Jerry Ortega : Oh good. I'm glad you're all here. I got some more intel on that drone you're looking for. But first, a disclaimer. Whatever I share with you today is in no way connected to me, my family or anyone I know. I am strictly here on a tour of the palace, nothing more. Any attempt to associate me with the information I am about to share will be vehemently denied by myself and the attorney I will retain. Are we understood?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Do we- do we- should we sign something? Everybody? Or, is get on with it- will that suffice? Jerry.

• Jerry Ortega : [to Kono, who's just drawn her weapon on him when he enters Five-0 headquarters operating a drone]  Whoa, Sarah Connor! I come in peace.

• Steve McGarrett : It's taking off.

  [Referring to the plane with the bad guys in it trying to escape] 

  Lou Grover : No way we're gonna stop that now.

  Jerry Ortega : [Drone flies over Lou's and Danny's cars in pursuit of plane]  Relax, partners, I got this.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Jerry, what are you doing?

  Jerry Ortega : Feeling the force. Just like Skywalker on the trench run. Hang on.

  [the drone explodes at the plane, forcing it to crash to a stop] 

  Jerry Ortega : Yeah!

  Steve McGarrett : Son of a bitch. He really did it.

• Steve McGarrett : [Danny and Steve in car being chased by drone]  Lou, where are you?

  Lou Grover : Right behind you.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : All right, come on, Jerry. It's your turn.

  Lou Grover : This thing is gonna work, isn't it.

  Jerry Ortega : Theoretically.

  [Operating remote control unit] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : No, no, no. Wrong answer, Jerry. Wrong answer.

  Jerry Ortega : Okay, okay. It's gonna work.

  [Whispers] 

  Jerry Ortega : I think.

  Jerry Ortega : I got a lock on its signal. She's mine.

  Lou Grover : You got it.

  Jerry Ortega : All right! One nasty killing machine down for the count.

  Chin Ho Kelly : [Voice from Five-0 headquarters via radio]  Nice one.

  Jerry Ortega : [Lou let's Jerry out to check on drone]  Go, go. Stop that plane. I got this.

  Chin Ho Kelly : Jerry, check the transmission log. It'll tell us where the pilot's operating from.

  Jerry Ortega : Copy, copy.

  Chin Ho Kelly : One will suffice.

  Jerry Ortega : Copy.

• Lou Grover : [the Five-O team is accompanying McGarrett as he sits in a wheel chair being pushed by Danny, leaving the hospital after being shot]  You know, you oughta look into whether they got some kind of a loyalty program. Like they'll give you a card, then every fifth bullet extraction is free. Heh heh.

  Dr. Max Bergman : Well, I'm certain that such a program doesn't exist, Captain.

  Chin Ho Kelly : I believe he was joking, Max.

  Dr. Max Bergman : Ah. I can see how that was an attempt at humor.

  Lou Grover : Oh, keep it up, wise guy. You might see an attempt at murder.

  Kono Kalakaua : Lou, he wasn't being rude. He's just Max. And you'll learn that.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : You know, that reminds me, Max. It's been killing me all day. What did you tell your new protégé about me?

  Dr. Max Bergman : I beg your pardon?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : You said you gave her a head's up. Head's up about what? What did you say?

  Dr. Max Bergman : Ah, yes. I just explained to Dr. Shaw that Commander McGarrett is the leader of Five-O and that you're his deeply cynical, misanthropic, short-tempered partner.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : What?

  Lou Grover : You know, I think I see what you mean about him.

  Dr. Max Bergman : Now, Dr. Shaw agreed with my assessment. However, she did think you were cute.

  Steve McGarrett : Hey!

  [Lifts his right fist for a bump with Danny] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Aha! Well, she's got a point, right? I can live with that.

  Kamekona : [Kamekona and Flippa come around the corner to present Steve with a shrimp meal and Get Well balloons]  What? Brother, I thought you were shot!

  Steve McGarrett : I was. In my thigh.

  Flippa : Your thigh. That don't count.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : For you? No, for you, it would not.

  Kamekona : I though you was down for the count. I brought you some garlic shrimp and some balloons.

  [Pan to silver balloon that says, Get Bettah, and a yellow one with Kamekona's face on it] 

  Steve McGarrett : Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Maybe next time, they can hit a vital organ.

  [Steve grabs the bag of food and balloon ribbons in consternation] 

  Kamekona : We be back.

  Jerry Ortega : [Jerry is standing at his bright green van, holding crutches for Steve]  Your chariot awaits, brave warrior.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : All right.

  Steve McGarrett : Thanks, Jerry.

  [Steve grabs the crutches and Jerry holds the bag of food and balloons as Steve gets into the back seat] 

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : Go ahead. That should cover it, go ahead.

  Jerry Ortega : Not so fast, Donald Trump.