Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

Ho'i Hou (2014)

Alex O'Loughlin: Steve McGarrett

Quotes 

• Steve McGarrett : [to Chin]  I'd ask you how the reunion was going, but the body bag kind of gives it away.

• Steve McGarrett : [Max has just phoned him with news that the hair sample he wanted tested for DNA is missing]  You know what, Max? Don't even worry about it. Okay? I mean, it's not your fault. Alright? Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

  [Disconnects the call and starts to walk away] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, stop. Why are you not upset by this news?

  Steve McGarrett : I would be upset if I gave Max the whole sample.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Oh, you stuffed a little on the side like, uh, for a rainy day or something.

  Steve McGarrett : Well, you wanna beat these guys, you gotta play by their rules.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : I like it. I like it. This is the guy I know and love.

  Steve McGarrett : You like that?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Yeah, it's good.

• Kamekona : [He's flyng a chopper, hovering over a hedge maze, looking for the suspect for McGarrett]  McGarrett. I've got a guy in a yellow shirt moving like a mongoose.

  Steve McGarrett : Good, good, good. Which direction?

  Kamekona : Straight.

  Steve McGarrett : What do you mean, straight? You have an instrument panel in front of you. Look at the compass! Which direction?

  Kamekona : Oh, north. North. He's heading north.

• Chin Ho Kelly : [Holding up an ace of spades card]  How do you explain this?

  Tony Gibson : Seriously? Yeah. I planted those on a bunch of people. Laura included. It's my trademark.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : What do you mean? Your trademark?

  Tony Gibson : I was gonna do the spectator's pocket trick before the night was over. Cuz the chicks dig it.

  [Nodding to McGarrett] 

  Tony Gibson : This guy knows what I'm talking about, right?

  Steve McGarrett : [shakes his head in distaste]  Don't do that.