Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Goes Outside! (2015)
Sara Chase: Cyndee Pokorny
Quotes
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[first lines]
Kimmy Schmidt : Merry Christmas, sisters.
Cyndee Pokorny : [referring to the Christmas tree] Just beautiful, Sister Kimmy.
Kimmy Schmidt : Now which one of you guys have been chosen as my secret Santa?
Gretchen Chalker : We can't not tell, Sister Kimmy. Then 'twouldn't be a secret. Duh.
[all laugh]
Kimmy Schmidt , Cyndee Pokorny , Gretchen Chalker , Donna Maria Nuñez : [linking hands and singing to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"] Apocalypse, apocalypse / We caused it with our dumbness.
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Matt Lauer : Cyndee, you were the first young woman forced into this cult.
Cyndee Pokorny : Yes. I had waited on Reverend Richard a bunch of times at a York steakhouse I worked at. And, one night, he invited me out to his car to see some baby rabbits and I didn't want to be rude so... here we are.
Matt Lauer : I'm always amazed at what women will do because they're afraid of being rude.
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Cyndee Pokorny : [emerging from the bunker for the first time] Kimmy, I think we counted wrong. It's not Christmas.
Kimmy Schmidt : But it's here. It's all still here.
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Cyndee Pokorny : Kimmy, what are you doing?
Kimmy Schmidt : I'm not going back.
Cyndee Pokorny : What?
Kimmy Schmidt : I'm staying here.
Cyndee Pokorny : Kimmy, that's crazy! You have a middle school education! You won't make it here!
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Kimmy Schmidt : I have to get my life back. Everybody in Durnsville is always gonna look at me like I'm a victim, and that's not what I am.
Cyndee Pokorny : Well, if you're really gonna do this, take some of my Mole Fund money. I mean, a pop here's like five dollars.