- Tina Belcher: Remember that weird lump we found at the beach?
- Gene Belcher: My name's Gene!
- Tina Belcher: No, I mean the one that smelled funny.
- Louise Belcher: His name is Gene!
- Mickey: You're not gonna believe this, but everyone working at the wharf is a criminal.
- Louise Belcher: Even Sally the snow cone lady?
- Mickey: Especially Sally the snow cone lady!
- Mr. Fischoeder: How did you get my number?
- Bob Belcher: You gave it to me the day we met.
- Mr. Fischoeder: Not to use!
- Tina Belcher: Did you sleep at all last night, Louise?
- Louise Belcher: Sleep? Soon I'll have people to do my sleeping for me!