Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Carl's Funeral (2015)
Brittany Allen: Bree
Quotes
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Bree : [Bree enters the Funeral home with her baby crying. Her phone rings and she shouts into the phone] Sean? Where are you? YOU'RE AT A BAR? If anybody needs to be at a bar IT'S ME!
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David Rose : [Stoned] Want to know where I got my hat bruh?
Stevie Budd : Where?
David Rose : Assholes-R-Us!
[laughing as Stevie rolls over, falls off of the bed and hits David in the back of his head with her leg]
Bree , Sean : [shouting at each other with their baby crying]
David Rose : Oh my god! OH MY GOD! We need to go! We need to go!
[David and Stevie duck into a room next to Bree and Sean's room!]
Sean : [angrily] What the ##ck?
David Rose : [Whispering] I got his hat!
[laughing]
David Rose : [Short pause! David slams Stevie up against the door and they start kissing each other. They then move towards the wall that has the light switch attached to a disco ball. David puts his arms out and drops his empty beer bottles on the floor while Stevie starts to rub her hands up and down David's waist and hips]