Only Fools and Horses: Beckham in Peckham (2014 TV Short)

David Beckham: David Beckham

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Quotes 

• Del Boy : I'm just glad we're not on Dragon's Den, because god knows what Alex Sugar would have made of all this.

  David Beckham : It *was* your idea to have Rodney model them.

  Rodney : So it's my fault now, is it? I didn't want to wear the stupid bloody things in the first place.

  David Beckham : Oh, shut up, you tart!

• Young Boy : Are you David Beckham?

  David Beckham : I am! But don't tell anyone. I don't want to draw any attention to myself, alright. Good boy.

  [Beckham goes to lean against a goods cart, but misses and falls to the ground. Everyone in the market turns to look at him] 

  Del Boy : What a plonker!