Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone (2014)

Seth Green: Bruce Wayne, Batman, Pac-Man, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, The Witch, Paul Atreides, Paul Martin, Tiger, Olmec, Fairy Godmother, Sebastian, Louis, Mushu, Various

Quotes 

• Snow White : We need weapons.

  Cinderella : I've got a guy.

  [the Fairy Godmother appears] 

  Snow White : Oh, good idea. We'll fight them with magic.

  Fairy Godmother : [laying bag of assault weapons on table]  Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo, that's twenty grand.

  Ariel : Do you need thingamabobs? I've got thingamabobs.

  Jasmine : Nobody cares about the dildo collection you dredged up from the Atlantic, you fishy bitch!

  [Ariel runs away crying] 

  Jasmine : ...Anyone else have cold tits?

• Louis : Oh, curse these stubby arms.

  Merida : You're an alligator. Be an alligator!

  [Louis goes predatory and eats Mushu] 

  Mushu : [last words]  No, wait, don...

  Louis : Oh! I'm so sorry!

  Mulan : [stunned]  No, no, it was... it was a good kill.

• Ariel : [shows off a bomb]  Look, everyone! I brought my thingamabob! My weapons-grade thingamabob!

  Cinderella : Oh, you just don't know what words are. That's NOT your thing.

  [the bomb timer goes off] 

  Princesses : Run away! Run away!

  Sebastian : [singing]  Bend over and grab your ankles!

  [boom] 

• [Pac-Man is teaching a class in front of some Pac-Children] 

  Pac-Man : The female anatomy looks like this.

  [Pac-Man shows a photo of Ms. Pac-Man who has a pink bow on her head. The Pac-Kids start to giggle] 

  Pac-Man : Come on guys, let's try to be mature here.

  Pac-Kid : [referring to the bow]  It's pink.

  [giggles]