Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone (2014)

Saoirse Ronan: Merida, Aurora, Jasmine

Quotes 

• Snow White : And where is our newest princess?

  [Merida enters carrying a dead boar with purple blood] 

  Merida : Ach! Sorry I'm late. I killed a boar on the way here.

  Aurora : [disgusted]  Oh, you're so feminist and empowered. Great.

  Merida : 'Ey, wee beastie! Have we got to grievances yet? A bunch of wee dwarfs are illegally mining me territory.

  Snow White : Oh, Merida, you have far bigger problems. Let me tell you about them.

  Merida : Not a damn song...

  Snow White : [sings]  Here's a list of things to drop / Your accent, bow, that tangled mop / Fifteen pounds from off your hips / Those ginger afros 'neath your pits / And no prince will want to mingle / With a girl with no hit single!

  Cinderella : And your pet's hair is a disaster.

  Merida : That's me mother! She's a bear! The trailer was very misleading! I came here looking for justice; instead, I found treachery. Prepare yourself for war.

  Mulan : [follows Merida]  Someone finally said it! See you on the killing fields, round eyes.

  Belle : [follows Merida]  Amen, sister.

  Tiana : [follows Merida]  Stuck-up bitches!

  [Rapunzel follows too] 

  Snow White : Oh, that Merida! I'll show her.

• Snow White : We need weapons.

  Cinderella : I've got a guy.

  [the Fairy Godmother appears] 

  Snow White : Oh, good idea. We'll fight them with magic.

  Fairy Godmother : [laying bag of assault weapons on table]  Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo, that's twenty grand.

  Ariel : Do you need thingamabobs? I've got thingamabobs.

  Jasmine : Nobody cares about the dildo collection you dredged up from the Atlantic, you fishy bitch!

  [Ariel runs away crying] 

  Jasmine : ...Anyone else have cold tits?

• Louis : Oh, curse these stubby arms.

  Merida : You're an alligator. Be an alligator!

  [Louis goes predatory and eats Mushu] 

  Mushu : [last words]  No, wait, don...

  Louis : Oh! I'm so sorry!

  Mulan : [stunned]  No, no, it was... it was a good kill.

• Merida : [with army]  Bring me the scalp and/or weave of Snow White! Charge!

• Merida : [dazed]  Me mother's a bear...

  [Tinker Bell shoots her] 

• Snow White : Not all of us will live to wish upon a star tonight, but we give our lives for greater good.

  Aurora : [yawns]  Oh dear, I think I'm getting sleepy. I'm gonna have to sit this one out, guys.

  Snow White : Don't you pull that shit now!

  Aurora : Just teasing.

• Jasmine : I will show you a world of death!