Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone (2014)

Carlee Baker: Cinderella, Belle, Tiana

Quotes 

• Snow White : Welcome to the Princess Summit, where we address the complex political issues facing our kingdoms.

  Rapunzel : Hairstyles.

  Cinderella : Talking pets.

  Tiana : Hairstyles FOR our talking pets!

  Ariel : Crabs.

  [everyone stares at her] 

  Ariel : I've got crabs.

• Snow White : And where is our newest princess?

  [Merida enters carrying a dead boar with purple blood] 

  Merida : Ach! Sorry I'm late. I killed a boar on the way here.

  Aurora : [disgusted]  Oh, you're so feminist and empowered. Great.

  Merida : 'Ey, wee beastie! Have we got to grievances yet? A bunch of wee dwarfs are illegally mining me territory.

  Snow White : Oh, Merida, you have far bigger problems. Let me tell you about them.

  Merida : Not a damn song...

  Snow White : [sings]  Here's a list of things to drop / Your accent, bow, that tangled mop / Fifteen pounds from off your hips / Those ginger afros 'neath your pits / And no prince will want to mingle / With a girl with no hit single!

  Cinderella : And your pet's hair is a disaster.

  Merida : That's me mother! She's a bear! The trailer was very misleading! I came here looking for justice; instead, I found treachery. Prepare yourself for war.

  Mulan : [follows Merida]  Someone finally said it! See you on the killing fields, round eyes.

  Belle : [follows Merida]  Amen, sister.

  Tiana : [follows Merida]  Stuck-up bitches!

  [Rapunzel follows too] 

  Snow White : Oh, that Merida! I'll show her.

• Snow White : We need weapons.

  Cinderella : I've got a guy.

  [the Fairy Godmother appears] 

  Snow White : Oh, good idea. We'll fight them with magic.

  Fairy Godmother : [laying bag of assault weapons on table]  Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo, that's twenty grand.

  Ariel : Do you need thingamabobs? I've got thingamabobs.

  Jasmine : Nobody cares about the dildo collection you dredged up from the Atlantic, you fishy bitch!

  [Ariel runs away crying] 

  Jasmine : ...Anyone else have cold tits?

• Ariel : [shows off a bomb]  Look, everyone! I brought my thingamabob! My weapons-grade thingamabob!

  Cinderella : Oh, you just don't know what words are. That's NOT your thing.

  [the bomb timer goes off] 

  Princesses : Run away! Run away!

  Sebastian : [singing]  Bend over and grab your ankles!

  [boom]