Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone (2014)

Rachel Bloom: Ariel, Woman, Marla

Quotes 

• Snow White : Welcome to the Princess Summit, where we address the complex political issues facing our kingdoms.

  Rapunzel : Hairstyles.

  Cinderella : Talking pets.

  Tiana : Hairstyles FOR our talking pets!

  Ariel : Crabs.

  [everyone stares at her] 

  Ariel : I've got crabs.

• Snow White : We need weapons.

  Cinderella : I've got a guy.

  [the Fairy Godmother appears] 

  Snow White : Oh, good idea. We'll fight them with magic.

  Fairy Godmother : [laying bag of assault weapons on table]  Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo, that's twenty grand.

  Ariel : Do you need thingamabobs? I've got thingamabobs.

  Jasmine : Nobody cares about the dildo collection you dredged up from the Atlantic, you fishy bitch!

  [Ariel runs away crying] 

  Jasmine : ...Anyone else have cold tits?

• Ariel : [shows off a bomb]  Look, everyone! I brought my thingamabob! My weapons-grade thingamabob!

  Cinderella : Oh, you just don't know what words are. That's NOT your thing.

  [the bomb timer goes off] 

  Princesses : Run away! Run away!

  Sebastian : [singing]  Bend over and grab your ankles!

  [boom]