Family Guy (TV Series)

He's Bla-ack! (2014)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

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Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : Wassup?

  [the theme music to "The Cleveland Song" plays as Cleveland approaches the guys at the Clam] 

  Peter Griffin : Oh, hey, Cleveland!

  Joe Swanson : Hey.

  Glenn Quagmire : Wait, don't you have show to d- Oh-ho-ho-ho! That's right!

  Cleveland Brown : All right. I knew this was coming. Everybody, gimme your best shot.

  Glenn Quagmire : Oh, my G... Where do I even begin? Y'know, it's not a good sign that this is the first time a lot of people are realizing you had a show!

  Joe Swanson : Your logo was stupid. Looked like a big purple penis and your ratings blew.

  Cleveland Brown : We did about the same as Bob's Burgers.

  Glenn Quagmire : That's your bar? Oh, shame on you!

  Cleveland Brown : This is good. This is constructive.

  Glenn Quagmire : The talking bear was so bad, Seth MacFarlane quit voicing him after season 2.

  Cleveland Brown : It's hard to make a talking bear funny.

  Glenn Quagmire : [laughs]  It worked out okay in movie form.

  Joe Swanson : What was supposed to be the show's audience? Who did you make it for? Like, some black guy who never met another black guy?

  Cleveland Brown : Anything else?

  Peter Griffin : [hands Cleveland a stack of DVDs]  Yeah, here's four seasons worth of DVDs of what we've been up to. Y'know, just so you're back up to speed and I'll warn ya ahead of time, these have jokes in 'em.

  Joe Swanson : I... I don't have a DVD player.

• Glenn Quagmire : [At Susie Swanson's birthday party]  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Great Quagini! Hey-ey, everybody! There's the birthday girl! Oh, oh, what's that behind your ear?

  [pulls something from behind Susie's ear] 

  Glenn Quagmire : Oh, it's a condom!

  Joe Swanson : Quagmire, please stop touching my baby with a condom.