Family Guy (TV Series)
Chap Stewie (2014)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Lord Cadwallider, Cousin Earl
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Quotes
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Stewie Griffin : [Stewie sees an alternate view of the theme song from before he was born and comments on Lois] She is cameltoeing the hell out of that leotard.
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Nigel : Sir, it's 6 P.M., and you're still in your 5:45 tuxedo.
Stewie Griffin : Nigel, yesterday I saw you smile. Is that something I need to bring up with my father?
Nigel : I was just imagining my own death, sir.
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Lois Griffin : Happy birthday, Stewie! And here's your equal attention cake, Peter!
Peter Griffin : Yay!
[blows out both cakes' candles]
Stewie Griffin : Oh, come on!
Peter Griffin : Yay, double wishes!
[a meteorite lands on Meg]
Peter Griffin : One.
[the meteorite splits to reveal a Snickers bar]
Peter Griffin : Two.
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Brian Griffin : Stewie, just watch your show upstairs.
Stewie Griffin : I don't want to watch it upstairs on the small TV, I want to watch it downstairs on the big TV.
[his face turns red as he starts crying]
Stewie Griffin : I want to watch my show!
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Peter Griffin : Chris, look! Mom's naked!
Chris Griffin : Where?
Peter Griffin : [smacking Chris with his mattress] You creep.
[Chris crashes into and breaks the TV]
Stewie Griffin : No!
Lois Griffin : Peter, what's going on in...
Peter Griffin : [smacking Lois with the mattress] Unga bunga!
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Stewie Griffin : [to Peter who wants to play "Unga Bunga" in the living room with Chris] Go away! This is why Zillow estimates our house at four dollars!
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Brian Griffin : Peter's using all the outlets.
Peter Griffin : [All the toasters are plugged in and pop at once] Toast House!
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Stewie Griffin : Can I see Mommy now?
Nanny : There, there you're born now. That's enough of this Mommy Nonsense!
[Leaves him]
Stewie Griffin : Not even a stuffed bear to hug?
