- Claire Dunphy: I remember it like it was yesterday. The day that Mitchell came home from the hospital in a very unfashionable white diaper, with three strands of scraggly raggedy andy hair. We were inseparable. I was his big sister, his big brother, his nemesis, his protector, his best friend. I was his first partner. And I loved every minute of it. So naturally, I was a little picky when it came to who was going to be replacing me. And I met this Cam. He's warm, funny, and loving. Was he everything I wanted for my brother? Was he really the best person. No, I'm the "best person".
- Pepper Saltzman: Phil like they say in my native South Carolina its time to marry your brother-in-law.