Major Crimes (TV Series)

Frozen Assets (2014)

Mary McDonnell: Sharon Raydor

Quotes 

• Mr. Baird : Okay, here's what I think happened. Now, by the end, Marcella was so sick she could only eat eggs and imported crab cakes, dozens of which are left over in the freezer. Now, when we ran out of fresh venison last night, I served Falcon a thawed-out crab cake. He ate half of it, okay, and then he went out through this doggie door to do his business, and he never came back.

  Louie Provenza : Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Are you suggesting that whoever killed this dog also murdered Marcella Brewster?

  Mr. Baird : No, no, no, no, no. I killed the dog.

  Andy Flynn : Okay, that's it. Turn around, hands behind your back.

  Mr. Baird : What?

  Andy Flynn : Shut up, just...

  Mr. Baird : What are you doing? I called you guys. You wouldn't know anything about this except for me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me explain. Yes, I killed the dog, yes, but the murderer is whoever poisoned the crab cakes. What am I under arrest for anyway?

  Sharon Raydor : So far, impersonating a police officer, animal cruelty, and we haven't even...

  Russell Taylor : Hold on. Hold on a minute. Let's all take a giant step back. Flynn, Provenza, is it true you guys dragged this security guard off Marcella Brewster's estate and left her dead dog behind in the bushes?

  Mr. Baird : Yes.

  Andy Flynn : No. We brought the little fella back with us.

  Amy Sykes : In an actual doggie bag. We also have one half-eaten crab cake, a freezer full of frozen ones, and more than a little canine vomit.

• Sharon Raydor : If only we knew someone who Kleiner would never suspect of being part of a police operation, someone who had every right to be at Ms. Brewster's house, someone who could inform Kleiner about a bargain about to drop into his lap.

• Mr. Kleiner : If someone doesn't shut him up...

  Mr. Baird : What, Mr. Moneybags? Are you gonna take away my polo privileges, huh? Are you gonna hide your Grey Poupon?

  Mr. Kleiner : I should've poisoned you instead of Marcella.

  Mr. Baird : Buzz?

  Buzz Watson : I got it. I got it.

  Sharon Raydor : I think we can classify that as a spontaneous utterance.