- Cassandra Cillian: You heard me!
- Ezekiel Jones: Well, I did. What was that?
- Cassandra Cillian: Mosquito tone! It's a high pitched sound that only young people can hear.
- [to Stone and Jenkins]
- Cassandra Cillian: No offense.
- Ezekiel Jones: You're right. That was an optical illusion. That's what we call them in Australia, Colonel Baird. Oy, sun in my eyes, thought I saw a Colonel Baird
- Mabel Collins: Well, wow, you really don't expect me to buy that, do you?
- Jake Stone: I don't know, maybe.
- Ezekiel Jones: Well, it's actually worked before.
- Eve Baird: Minotaurs, Haunted houses, Santa Claus, yes, but UFOs, don't be silly.
- Jenkins: UFOs don't exist.
- Ezekiel Jones: Says the guy with a teleporting door.
- Eve Baird: You're planning on selling out the human race, aren't you?
- Ezekiel Jones: I will absolutely sell out the human race to our new alien overlords. Don't fight them, they know what's best for us.