- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: [Mitch and Cam are dancing romantically] Are we almost done with fairy time?
- Mitchell Pritchett: [in unison, flustered] Lily! Of all the...
- Cameron Tucker: Lily, that's offensive.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: I just want to get out of this costume.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Hey guys.
- Luke Dunphy: Sweet, you brought the sifter!
- [hugs Mitch]
- Luke Dunphy: Now I can start my rhubarb pie!
- Haley Dunphy: Oh! Can I help pick the rhubarb?
- Luke Dunphy: Lead the way, kitten.
- Haley Dunphy: Eek!
- [giddily leaves with Luke]
- Phil Dunphy: Anybody want a plum?
- Mitchell Pritchett: I'm good.
- Phil Dunphy: 'Grab you a roadie!
- Claire Dunphy: Hahaha! I like it.
- Mitchell Pritchett: There is no easy way to ask this but are you all high?
- Mitchell Pritchett: I don't care if it's cliché; I love the convenience of a nice mini quiche.
- Dan: You got a little um...
- [points to shirt]
- Mitchell Pritchett: Oh no, okay. Perfect. Could the new guy embarrass himself any more? Haha.
- Cameron Tucker: [Enters seductively] Hey, counselor. What do I have to do to get you to drop that suit?