Harry & Paul's Story of the 2s (2014 TV Movie)
Paul Whitehouse: Terry Collier, Michael Palin, Manuel, Frankie Howerd, Lurcio, Yosser Hughes, Lord Lawson, Stanley Baldrick, Alan Yentob, Rick, Dennis Potter, Evan Davis, Tim Canterbury, Rick Prog-Rock, Mary Berry, Jools Holland, Paul Merton, Sarah Silligan, Alan Davies, Diddy Andy Hamilton, Various
Quotes
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[repeated line - in "Panel Show"]
Paul Merton : Is it "Dolphin in a bathtub"?
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[scene from a BBC documentary about the Thatcher years; cuts between talking head interviews of Margaret Thatcher, Geoffrey Howe and Nigel Lawson]
Lord Howe : Margaret was never the easiest person to get on with in Cabinet. But there was something about her.
Margaret Thatcher : We remember Geoffrey coming to us one day with a policy that we didn't much care for.
Lord Howe : And I said "Please, Margaret."
Margaret Thatcher : And we said "No, Geoffrey, no."
Lord Lawson : She was a very sexy woman. I remember going to her...
Margaret Thatcher : And we remember Nigel came to see us, and he said "You must, Prime Minister. I insist."
Lord Lawson : I was very insistent.
Margaret Thatcher : And we said "No, Nigel, no."
Lord Howe : I said "Margaret, please."
Margaret Thatcher : And we said "No, Geoffrey, no."
Lord Lawson : I said "Margaret, please listen."
Margaret Thatcher : And we said "No, Nigel, we will not listen."
Lord Howe : I said "Margaret, I'm pleading with you, on bended knee, you mad..."
Margaret Thatcher : ...Power-crazed bint. And we said "No, Geoffrey, no."
Lord Lawson : I said "Margaret, just listen for one minute, you completely..."
Margaret Thatcher : ...Deranged old boot.
Lord Lawson : I said "Margaret..."
Margaret Thatcher : We said "No, Nigel, no. Bad dog, Nigel. No, no, no. You bad dog."
Lord Lawson : And I found myself on all-fours in front of her, and she literally trampled me underfoot.
Margaret Thatcher : And we remember very clearly that Nigel was very cross.
Lord Lawson : It was really quite erotic.
