Brows Held High (TV Series)

Anonymous (2014)

Kyle Kallgren: Oancitizen

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [Oancitizen is reading a book, then puts it down] 

  Oancitizen : Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare. William Shakespeare wrote the plays attributed to William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare wrote thirty-seven plays including, but not limited to, Hamlet, Othello, King Lear, Macbeth, Romeo & Juliet, and, like, fifteen plays about guys named Henry. On a related note, vaccines do not cause autism, al-Qaeda did cause 9/11, Americans walked on the moon, and the Queen of England is not a lizard person.

• Oancitizen : Remember how I said that Freud believed in this?