Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Phoenix Rising (2014)
Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles
Quotes
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Nina Holiday : Detective Rizolli! Great to have you back at work!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Oh! I am not back at work.
Nina Holiday : You look fantastic anyway!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Thank you, Nina
[Nina leaves]
Dr. Maura Isles : You look... not... like... you... at all!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Yeah, what's the vibe you getting like? Stuffy? Uptight? Professional?
Dr. Maura Isles : Wait a minute, that's... that's my suit? What do you mean: stuffy? And that's my blouse!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Well, I didn't think you would mind, I have never seen you wear this outfit
Dr. Maura Isles : Well, that's because it isn't an outfit! That blouse is evening wear, that suit is for work, which is why the skirt is knee length or at least it's supposed to be! Okay Jane, what's really going on here?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : What do you mean?
Dr. Maura Isles : Why are you dressed like a flight attendant?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : First of all, I am dressed like a librarian! I am wearing glasses on a chain, for God's sake! Have you ever checked out a book?
Dr. Maura Isles : Well, have you ever been on a plane? Because that scarf you are wearing screams: "In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can also be used as a floatation device"
[Jane takes the scarf off]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Is that better?
Dr. Maura Isles : Much
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Good! I've got to be 100% librarian if I'm going to pull this off
[Jane runs away]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : To pull what off? What just happened?
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Dr. Maura Isles : The original chemist tested 38 materials inside the Sullivan home: dry wall, door cells, fabric, foam, plastic...
Detective Vince Korsak : Are you gonna list all the materials he tested?
Dr. Maura Isles : Yes!
[Korsak looks puzzled]
Dr. Maura Isles : This is usually when Jane says: "Get to the point!" before she's overcome with an urge to strangle me with her bare hands
Detective Vince Korsak : I miss her!
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Okay, but as my best friend and a doctor, would you do me one favor?
Dr. Maura Isles : Anything
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Put me in a medically induced coma
Dr. Maura Isles : I'm going to the market
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Just one little coma, is that really too much to ask?
Dr. Maura Isles : You have better luck asking me to give you oxycontin
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Augh! Well, can I have some of those then?
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Dr. Maura Isles : You know, you couldn't be happier if I told you that I magically turned all the lettuce in the world into beer
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Make it happen, we'll find out
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : And then she wanted to massage my feet
Dr. Maura Isles : Well, that's very nice!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Yes, when I was three! Now it's a little weird