- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: This whole weather thing is your fault, you know!
- Major Francis Monogram: My fault?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Okay, technically, it's my fault. But if you weren't sitting around in a cold alley whining to rats and feeling sorry for yourself, this whole situation wouldn't have gotten so out of control. Before, I was a regular evil scientist, and now, suddenly, I'm part of this big organization of super-villains bent on world domination! I'm not comfortable with that! The point is you should've been there to stop me, and YOU WEREN'T!