Expiration Date (I) (2014)
Nolan North: Engineer, Soldier
Quotes
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Engineer : Guys! Hey fellas, listen! It's just bread that gets tumors!
Medic : Not even tumors! It's some form of self-aware beauty mark zhat only metastasizes in an environment of pure wheat! Here, vatch zhis!
[shakes specimen jar]
Medic : Oh look! It hates me so much!
Engineer : So, we're fine! Long as nobody teleports any bread.
Soldier : Question.
Engineer : [chuckles] What's your question, Soldier?
Soldier : I teleported bread.
Engineer : [upset] What?
Soldier : You told me to.
Engineer : [foreboding] How much?
Soldier : I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
Medic : [urgently] Vhere? Vhere have you been sending it?
[ground shakes as bread monster emerges]
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Engineer : [after he and the Medic show everyone that teleporting bread gives it tumors] Y'all know what this means right?
Soldier : [the Soldier suddenly grabs the Scout by the neck and slams him onto the table] Arrghh! We cannot teleport bread anymore!
Engineer : [the Engineer intervenes] Whoa! Whoa... Not exactly, Soldier.
[he places his hand on the Soldier's back and smiles]
Engineer : You teleport as much bread as you like.
[he removes his helmet]
Engineer : That goes for all of ya. If there's something any of y'all wanted to do before ya... Well. Died. Now would be a... good time.
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Scout : [while everyone is fighting a giant bread monster that came from Soldier's teleporting of bread] Hey, Miss Pauling. Oh, I am so sorry...
Miss Pauling : [Looking up from the wires of a bomb cart she is trying to program] God, Scout, what for? Pressing the one button you're never supposed to press? Do you have any idea what's in a briefcase that -
[she spots the watch on Scout's arm]
Miss Pauling : - Oh, oh! Give me your watch!
[She holds her hand out expectantly]
Scout : Yeah. Exactly!
[he gives her the watch]
Scout : See, that is where this all starts! No, actually, wait...
Soldier : [he is interrupted by the Soldier screaming and landing nearby them]
[proudly]
Soldier : HA HA HA! I TELEPORTED BREAD!
Scout : [the Soldier is grabbed by one of the monster's tentacles and dragged away] ... so that brings me to the point of this story, which is I like you, and you should probably be sitting for this...
Miss Pauling : GUYS! CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!
Scout : Miss Pauling. Look, my last few hours I just wanted...
Heavy : [Struggling to keep the blast doors open for them to escape through] COME ON!
Scout : Um, never mind...
Miss Pauling : RUN!