Henry Danger (TV Series)
Tears of the Jolly Beetle (2014)
Jace Norman: Henry Hart, Kid Danger
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Quotes
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Captain Man : [wearing extra gear for protection] Tiger's can be vicious.
Kid Danger : But... maybe this one's nice. I mean, come on, let's not stereotype all tigers.
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Kid Danger : One sec.
[picks up the discarded phone, over which Piper has been continuously screaming about what's troubling her]
Kid Danger : [robotically] She did? No way. Then what happened?
[discards the phone immediately]
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Ray Manchester : I can't fight bad guys in my condition.
Charlotte Page : Is he serious?
Kid Danger : He's afraid now 'cause he CAN be injured.
Ray Manchester : Well, who wouldn't be afraid?
Kid Danger : Huh! How 'bout ME? I'm your sidelick and I've been helping you do all kind of dangerous stuff, and I never had any powers. I CAN be hurt.
Ray Manchester : Which is why I pay you $9 an hour.
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[Henry's phone rings]
Kid Danger : [answering] What?
Piper Hart : Where's Mom?
Kid Danger : I don't know, but I can't talk right...
Piper Hart : [infuriated] I am NOT okay!
Kid Danger : You've never EVER "been okay."
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Kid Danger : Up the tube!
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Captain Man : Do you know, last night I went across the street, a bee stung me? And now I got a red bump.
Kid Danger : Did you provoke the bee?
Captain Man : Yeah, Henry. I was flirtin' with the bee's girlfriend. I was all "zzz zzz" and she was all "zzz zzz."
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Nurse Cohort : Who's that boy?
Dr. Minyak : Easy, don't get nervous. It's just Kid Dumpster.
Kid Danger : That's "Danger."
Dr. Minyak : I know. I was being disrespectful.
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[Kid Danger returns to the Man cave]
Ray Manchester : [sulking oni the sofa] Hey, Kid. Where YOU been?
Kid Danger : [angrily] I was pulling a big foreign lady out of a swamp - by myself, alone!
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Mr. Gooch : We need more tests
Captain Man : No, we've checked enough of my body parts.
Henry Hart : What about his butt. Check his butt.
Mr. Gooch : We should check your butt.
Captain Man : Check my butt how?
Mr. Gooch : [picking up a bow and arrow] Face the other way and touch your toes.
