- Danny Rayburn: I don't care about you. You don't mean anything to me. And if I mean something to you, you mean less than nothing to me.
- Chelsea O'Bannon: Why are you doing this?
- Danny Rayburn: This is what I do.
- Danny Rayburn: [to large Navy guy after sipping from his drink] Oh, that's kinda sweet. Like a... a bit like a sailor's ass.
- Meg Rayburn: Did you know if you scramble the letters of your name, it spells Zodiac Ram? And you're an Aries.
- Marco Diaz: I didn't realize that.
- Meg Rayburn: And I'm a Virgo, and that the letters of my name scrambled make Mrs. Marco Diaz.