- Alex 'Tig' Trager: You know why I like teaming up with you, Hap? Cuz when we do, *I'm* the normal one.
- Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [while digging up the pastor's very ripe body] You okay?
- Filip 'Chibs' Telford: No. All this shit... it triggers my Catholic superstitions.
- [Takes a swig of whiskey]
- Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Trust me. If this guy's got a ghost, it's lookin' for a bus full of dead school boys.
- Filip 'Chibs' Telford: That's comforting.
- Tyler: [Looking at all the mounted animals on the walls of the cabin] You guys have gone full redneck.
- Alex 'Tig' Trager: We used to have a couple of black heads on the wall, but we took 'em down, y'all. Out of respect.
- Tyler: I appreciate that.
- Gemma Teller Morrow: When it comes to finding a good old lady, you don't get what you want, Rat. You get what you *are*.