About a Boy (TV Series)
About a Will-O-Ween (2014)
Minnie Driver: Fiona
Quotes
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Will : [after Will bursts in at the front door, dressed as a cop in a scary gorilla mask] Are you OK, Marcus?
Marcus : Here we go again.
Fiona : Past Hallowe'en emotional scarring. He doesn't like to talk about it.
Marcus : Ah, no, it's OK Mom. I'm gonna tell Will. It's 2009. I'm seven. It's just another average, run-of-the-mill trick-or-treating with my mother.
Will : [with heartfelt compassion] Awhhh, I'm so sorry, man.
Fiona : [a bit annoyed] That's not the traumatic part.
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Will : We're gonna be loaded to the gills with trick-or-treaters, and we need to be ready.
Fiona : Yeah, no, we don't give out treats.
Will : [a half-whisper, in disbelief] What?
Fiona : Hallowe'en is a made-up American holiday, invented to encourage obesity and diabetes.
Marcus : [smiling proudly] Mom hasn't had sugar in twelve years.
Will : That's not all your mother hasn't had in twelve years.
Fiona : Heaaaay! Unhear that.