Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
The Jimmy Jab Games (2014)
Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta
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Quotes
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Jake Peralta : Sure hope I don't sprain my arm during the race. 'cause I'm gonna be opening up a lot of doors for Katie on our date. Oh yeah, I'm gonna be a gentleman.
Rosa Diaz : What are you doing, Jake?
Jake Peralta : Trash talking you. While simultaneously proving that I will be respectful of your friend, it's a tough line to walk.
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Jake Peralta : I don't have feelings for Amy anymore. So, time for me to get out there and spread my wi...
Charles Boyle : ...legs.
Jake Peralta : Get out there and spread my legs?
Charles Boyle : Well, ei- either way...
Jake Peralta : No! Not either way. Only wings.
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Rosa Diaz : You spent the whole day flirting with Amy.
Jake Peralta : Yeah, we're joking around because we're friends now that I've moved on.
Rosa Diaz : Then prove it. Beat Amy and don't flirt with her at all.
Jake Peralta : Fine, easy. But you better tell Katie to clear out her schedule out Thursday for a date, 'cause I'm working nights until then and the following weekend I am out of town, let's do this.
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Jake Peralta : So... Jimmy Jabs, huh? What do you say we make it interesting this year? Aha! We can play for Katie's number.
Rosa Diaz : No. Is this why you wanted to do Jimmy Jabs?
Jake Peralta : No. Yes. Why, what gave it away?
Rosa Diaz : You said "aha" and snapped your fingers.
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Amy Santiago : Jake and Katie would be awesome together.
Jake Peralta : I know, right? She's single, I'm single. She's pretty, I'm pretty.
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Amy Santiago : You're out? I'm in the finals?
Jake Peralta : And all I have to do to get Katie's number is beat Amy? That's nothing.
Amy Santiago : [smacks his belly]
Jake Peralta : Hey! Don't you dare touch Amy Junior! That's right- it's your baby!
Amy Santiago : You saying I knocked you up?
Jake Peralta : You sure did!
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Jake Peralta : If you're here for your $200, can I interest you in a check that will definitely bounce?
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Jake Peralta : Guys. Guys, guys, guys. Three hour delay with no Holt or Terry? Do you have any idea what this means?
Charles Boyle : Make-overs!
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Amy Santiago : I can do this. I wanna win so bad.
Jake Peralta : Oh great, here. Quick, let me take a picture. Aw, that's so cute. You got a little bit of mold on the tip of your nose.
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Jake Peralta : Pregnant. Nice. Means you had sex.
Amy Santiago : Damn right, I did. And I forgot my birth control. Yeah! I think the belly will draw attention away from my face.
Jake Peralta : Smart. Like one big boob.