Time Squad (TV Series)

Napoleon the Conquered/Confucius Say... Way Too Much (2001)

Pamela Adlon: Otto Osworth

Quotes 

• Buck Tuddrussel : Wow... Lady, I... I ain't had my butt kicked like that in years...

  Josephine Bonaparte : Really?... Oh, you're just saying zat. I'm no good at anything!

  Otto Osworth : No, seriously. You've got great talent. You could be a great conqueror, maybe even as good as Napoleon!

  Josephine Bonaparte : Oh, you mean it?

  [Napoleon serenades Josephine] 

  Josephine Bonaparte : You want me to fight beside you? Oh, Nappy, I love you!

  [kisses her husband] 

• Otto Osworth : Excuse me, Mr. Confucius?

  [Confucius hides upon seeing Tuddrussel, who beat him up earlier] 

  Otto Osworth : You think you could shorten your books down to little catchy phrases?

  Confucius : Sure, Confucius do anything you say. Just don't hurt.

• Otto Osworth : Larry, quick, tell him we're sorry!

  [Larry clears his throat] 

  Larry 3000 : [in French]  My venerable Emperor, I beg you kindly...

  Napoleon Bonaparte : [in French]  No!

  [He whistles for his men] 

  Larry 3000 : [in French]  Believe me, Your Excellence...

  [the Time Squad are surrounded by bayonets] 

  Larry 3000 : Oh, forget it.