- [the Time Squad discovers a party going on at the Alamo]
- Jeremiah Tuddrussel: It's all part of our "Welcome to Texas, This state's big enough for the both of us" Mexican heritage fiesta!
- Buck Tuddrussel: "Big enough for the both of us?" You're supposed to be defending Texas against Mexico!
- Jeremiah Tuddrussel: Uh, hello? They outnumber us like ten to one! No, we're going to party, have a great time, we don't get our butts shot off, it's a win-win!
- [a happy Larry starts dancing]
- Otto Osworth: The problem is, Texas WASN'T big enough for both! That's what the fight was about!
- Buck Tuddrussel: While you girls go get ready for have your pajama party, me and Otto's got some work to do! Don't worry, kid, I know someone who can straighten this whole mess out!
- Otto Osworth: Who, Jeremiah Tuddrussel?
- Buck Tuddrussel: That's right, kid!
- Jeremiah Tuddrussel: Well, look no further!
- Buck Tuddrussel: Excuse me?
- Jeremiah Tuddrussel: I'm Jeremiah Tuddrussel! Ta-da!
- [Tuddrussel sees his ancestor is catering the party, and faints]
- General Antonio López de Santa Anna: What is this? Glitter?