Time Squad (TV Series)

Ex Marks the Spot/Horse of Horrors (2003)

Rob Paulsen: Buck Tuddrussel

Quotes 

• Buck Tuddrussel : [giving Larry a friendly slap on the back]  Let's get outta here, buddy.

  Larry 3000 : [pulling away]  Don't touch me! Tonight you're sleeping on the sofa.

• Larry 3000 : Oh, stop complimenting me! You were supposed to hate this meal! Because, you see, nobody's taking Tuddrussel away. I don't care how in love you two are!

  [Buck and Sheila look at Larry for a beat, and then burst out laughing] 

  Buck Tuddrussel : Wait, wait, wait... You thought she...?

  Sheila Sternwell : And you thought he...?

  [the two laugh] 

  Buck Tuddrussel : Aw, come on, man. She's a completely repressed workaholic who's incapable of having fun of any kind.

  Sheila Sternwell : And he's a man totally at the mercy of his own fragile male ego, who hasn't progressed emotionally or intellectually since early childhood.

  Larry 3000 : Uh- wha- I... then there was never anything between you two then?

  [Buck and Sheila laugh again] 

• Larry 3000 : But everything he tried just made things worse. Typical.

  Sigmund Freud : [taking notes]  M-hm. M-hm.

  Buck Tuddrussel : Aw, you're just mad 'cause robots don't have birthdays.

  Larry 3000 : [hysterical]  You don't care about me! You don't care about anyone!

  Sigmund Freud : Ja, ja, this relationship is a disaster. There's co-dependency, ego conflict, boundary issues, hostility. Not to mention poor hygiene.

  [Tuddrussel looks suspicious] 

  Sigmund Freud : But I think improvements could be made with a few decades of analysis.