- Phil Miller: I promise you - there's nothing to be afraid of!
- Carol Pilbasian: [correcting] Nothing of which to be afraid.
- Phil Miller: I just said that!
- Carol Pilbasian: You can't end sentences with prepositions... 'nothing of which to be afraid' is the proper grammar.
- Phil Miller: What do you need that gun out for?
- Carol Pilbasian: Don't you mean 'out for what do you need that gun'?
- Phil Miller: OK, that can't be right...
- Phil Miller: Can we start over?
- Carol Pilbasian: Okay, okay.
- Phil Miller: [introducing himself] Phil Miller, last man on Earth.
- Carol Pilbasian: Carol Pilbasian, last woman on Earth.