Supernatural (TV Series)
Hibbing 911 (2014)
Briana Buckmaster: Sheriff Donna Hanscum
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Quotes
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Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Wait so, when we were at the weight loss spa...
Dean Winchester : Monsters, sucking out your fat. We took care of it.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Ah jeez. I knew losing ten pounds that fast was too good to be true.
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Sheriff Jody Mills : You okay?
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Yeah, other than feeling like I wanna hurl. I just chopped off a vampire's head.
Sheriff Jody Mills : You were great at that.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : [Smiles] Thanks.
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Chaz : [Showing of gun] Officer ladies, check this one out. You can take it to lunch, to the gym, have your nails done. She's always by your side.
Sheriff Jody Mills : How about this puppy?
Chaz : Oh. Well, it depends. Think you can handle a big one?
Sheriff Jody Mills : [Gun cocks] Sigma, right?
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : 10 pounds pull weight. Cute.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Call this a big one? Hope you drive a Porsche.
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Sheriff Donna Hanscum : [Watching Doug dancing] I used to put the cans in his cart.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Are you really missing much?
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Sheriff Donna Hanscum : What the cuss? A vampire?
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Dean Winchester : All due respect, Sheriff, but vampires are far more dangerous than the Johns you throw in jail. You're gonna sit this one out.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Stuff you, Dean! Or whatever your real name is.
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Sheriff Donna Hanscum : So. Fresh corpse, jerk ex-husband, out of control teen. Wanna get blingo'd on my mini-bar and watch pay-per-view?
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Sheriff Doug Kontos : Well, aren't you looking good, huh?
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : I lost 6 pounds.
Sheriff Doug Kontos : Hey! You're 1/4 of the way there! Hey, uh, you think you could toss me a couple extra meal vouchers? I mean, since you won't be using them?
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Sheriff Doug Kontos : If you're trying to pull the wool over this one, you got the wrong girl. Sheriff Hanscum here is a wolf in sheepskin, right?
[Laughs]
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : [Forced polite] Thank you. Wolves are majestic creatures.
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Sheriff Jody Mills : Honestly Donna, I just met the guy but, Doug seems like kind of a dick.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : But he was *my* dick... I'm gonna hit the can, you know, where it's less gross.
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Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Look at all this sunblock, you'd think he's at the Copacabana or something.
Sheriff Jody Mills : I'll explain later.
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Sheriff Jody Mills : What body?
Sheriff Kevin Ott : Trashmen found it behind the hardware store this morning, *eaten*.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : [Gasps] Eaten how?
Sheriff Kevin Ott : Like nothing left but the peach pit, you know?
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Sheriff Donna Hanscum : [after beheading Starr] Hakuna matata, lady.