Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

A Foot Too Big (2014)

Sean Astin: Raphael

Quotes 

• Raphael : Oh, you guys are rustier than the Titanic's butt!

  Donatello : No, we're no...

  [runs into a tree] 

• Raphael : [training his brothers]  We're not in the city anymore! You need to get used to this new environment: no buildings, no subways...

  [sends Mikey into a tree] 

  Raphael : LOTS of trees!

  Michelangelo : [groans]  Tell me about it.

• Raphael : You guys are gonna head into the forest! I'll give you a five-minute headstart, then I hunt you down! If you can't stay hidden for at least an hour, you'll have to... clean out the chicken coop!

  Donatello : No way!

  Michelangelo : Not the chicken coop, man!

  Donatello : It smells like cheese fossils!

  Michelangelo : It's got spiders so big they're playing a banjo!

  [imagines a giant spider strumming a banjo] 

  Donatello : We can't clean that thing!

  Raphael : Then get moving!

• [Donnie and Mikey run into Raph] 

  Raphael : Come on, you're not even trying to hide!

  Donatello , Michelangelo : BIGFOOT!

  Raphael : Yeah, right! If you think you're going to get out of cleaning that coop by...

  [sees Bigfoot] 

  Raphael : [shocked, then grins]  Looks like we're gonna get some REAL training!

• Raphael : It's never gonna happen, Donnie. We're mutants! She's a girl, you're a giant talking turtle! The sooner you can get used to it, the better!

• Donatello : Ugh! This is so uncomfortable! Bigfoot follows me around everywhere like a love-struck puppy.

  Raphael : Now you know how April feels.