Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

A Foot Too Big (2014)

Greg Cipes: Michelangelo

Quotes 

• Raphael : [training his brothers]  We're not in the city anymore! You need to get used to this new environment: no buildings, no subways...

  [sends Mikey into a tree] 

  Raphael : LOTS of trees!

  Michelangelo : [groans]  Tell me about it.

• Raphael : You guys are gonna head into the forest! I'll give you a five-minute headstart, then I hunt you down! If you can't stay hidden for at least an hour, you'll have to... clean out the chicken coop!

  Donatello : No way!

  Michelangelo : Not the chicken coop, man!

  Donatello : It smells like cheese fossils!

  Michelangelo : It's got spiders so big they're playing a banjo!

  [imagines a giant spider strumming a banjo] 

  Donatello : We can't clean that thing!

  Raphael : Then get moving!

• [Donnie and Mikey run into Raph] 

  Raphael : Come on, you're not even trying to hide!

  Donatello , Michelangelo : BIGFOOT!

  Raphael : Yeah, right! If you think you're going to get out of cleaning that coop by...

  [sees Bigfoot] 

  Raphael : [shocked, then grins]  Looks like we're gonna get some REAL training!

• Michelangelo : How do we hide in the woods anyway? There's no doors!

  Donatello : We could climb a tree.

  Michelangelo : That's the first place he's gonna look! Could we burrow? Can turtles burrow in the wild?

  Donatello : I don't know, I've never been in the wild before! Have you?

  Michelangelo : Does New Jersey count?