- Bigfoot: Love Donnie!
- Donatello: But, but, but...
- Bigfoot: Bigfoot am lady.
- Donatello: That... is... great?
- Casey Jones: [snickering] That... is great!
- Leonardo: So, she's wearing makeup now, and she keeps making soup for Donnie.
- Casey Jones: [snickers] Do you think she's his type?
- Leonardo: Maybe after a shave!
- Donatello: Hey, April.
- April O'Neil: What's up, Donnie?
- Donatello: I, um, well, I-I just wanted to let you know I won't be bothering you with music boxes anymore. I get it now: Donnie is to April as Bigfoot was to Donnie. I'm just... a mutant...
- April O'Neil: You're not just a mutant, Donnie: you're my mutant
- [kisses him]
- April O'Neil: .
- Donatello: [still in shock from the kiss] ... I understand... nothing...
- Raphael: [training his brothers] We're not in the city anymore! You need to get used to this new environment: no buildings, no subways...
- [sends Mikey into a tree]
- Raphael: LOTS of trees!
- Michelangelo: [groans] Tell me about it.
- Raphael: You guys are gonna head into the forest! I'll give you a five-minute headstart, then I hunt you down! If you can't stay hidden for at least an hour, you'll have to... clean out the chicken coop!
- Donatello: No way!
- Michelangelo: Not the chicken coop, man!
- Donatello: It smells like cheese fossils!
- Michelangelo: It's got spiders so big they're playing a banjo!
- [imagines a giant spider strumming a banjo]
- Donatello: We can't clean that thing!
- Raphael: Then get moving!
- [Donnie and Mikey run into Raph]
- Raphael: Come on, you're not even trying to hide!
- Donatello, Michelangelo: BIGFOOT!
- Raphael: Yeah, right! If you think you're going to get out of cleaning that coop by...
- [sees Bigfoot]
- Raphael: [shocked, then grins] Looks like we're gonna get some REAL training!
- Raphael: It's never gonna happen, Donnie. We're mutants! She's a girl, you're a giant talking turtle! The sooner you can get used to it, the better!
- Michelangelo: How do we hide in the woods anyway? There's no doors!
- Donatello: We could climb a tree.
- Michelangelo: That's the first place he's gonna look! Could we burrow? Can turtles burrow in the wild?
- Donatello: I don't know, I've never been in the wild before! Have you?
- Michelangelo: Does New Jersey count?