Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Gumshoe (2015)
Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli
Quotes
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Dr. Maura Isles : Actual cause of death was poisoning. No needle marks, so it's likely he ingested it.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Any idea what it was?
Dr. Maura Isles : It's from the phenethylamene family. But, I've never seen this exact combination.
Susie Chang : We'll know soon though.
Dr. Maura Isles : [Barely able to contain her excitement] Yes, we will.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Is the... fen... Ethel Merman fairy gonna tell you?
Dr. Maura Isles : I'm afraid not. But, it is the perfect test run for our bio orbotron MS8000 mass spectrometer.
[Smiling big]
Dr. Maura Isles : It's being delivered today.
Susie Chang : [At Jane's thoroughly confused look] It is the most advanced chemical analyzer in the world.
Dr. Maura Isles : Ultra high resolutions.
Susie Chang : Recombinant glycol protein characterizations.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Feigning excitement] Oh my gosh! Remember when you girls got that new DNA splicer and you talked about it for weeks?
Dr. Maura Isles , Susie Chang : [Extremely happy and excited] Yes!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : This is even more boring than that!
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Alexandra : Look, try to use just the two middle fingers. Like that. Alright, slowly, squeeze...
[gunshot]
Alexandra : Good, keep practicing
[walks away]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : I will
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Angry] You failed your shooting test on purpose?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : What? No way
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Well, either that or you're going blind, which from the way you're staring at her ass, I can see that's not the case!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : It's no big deal, okay? I just needed a reason to have a couple of lessons with the new firearms instructor, Alexandra. Did you see her?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : This is sad on so many levels!
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Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : I just... I failed my shooting test! Again!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You know what? You keep screwing around, you're gonna regret it!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : That's the thing. I really tried this time. It's Alexandra, she was standing so close to me I couldn't focus. All I could think about was coming up with the perfect line to ask her out
Detective Jane Rizzoli : How about: "the only thing I love more than a woman in uniform is a woman out of uniform". That's always a winner
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Hmm. Hello! Tall, shiny and handsome
Dr. Maura Isles : And he doesn't leave the toilet seat up. Jane Rizolli, I would like you to meet Bio-Orbitron MS-8000
Detective Jane Rizzoli : This thing costs more than I make in a year, don't it?
Dr. Maura Isles : Costs more than everyone makes in a year
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Nina Holiday : Which is strange
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Strange is good. Strange is our friend in a murder investigation
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : We should just talk to my mom together. You know, like a financial intervention
Dr. Maura Isles : Look, why don't I just handle it, because you and your mother just argue when you talk about money
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Mother and I argue when we talk about the weather
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Maura, it's a weapon. It doesn't have to match your purse
Dr. Maura Isles : Jane, accessories always have to match
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Angela Rizzoli : Yeah, I am free, I am single, I got new job and it's time I start to live it up a little. Don't worry Jane, I'm making more money now than I ever did. And I got three new credit cards this week!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Yes, but mom, you do realize that you pay these off with real money, right?
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : You've been following him for the past 2 weeks. Who hired you?
Jerry : I don't give up my client. Confidentiality issues
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You know that privilege doesn't extend to PIs, if you'd like to add obstruction...
Jerry : Blyer's wife!