- Dr. Maura Isles: Actual cause of death was poisoning. No needle marks, so it's likely he ingested it.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Any idea what it was?
- Dr. Maura Isles: It's from the phenethylamene family. But, I've never seen this exact combination.
- Susie Chang: We'll know soon though.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [Barely able to contain her excitement] Yes, we will.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is the... fen... Ethel Merman fairy gonna tell you?
- Dr. Maura Isles: I'm afraid not. But, it is the perfect test run for our bio orbotron MS8000 mass spectrometer.
- [Smiling big]
- Dr. Maura Isles: It's being delivered today.
- Susie Chang: [At Jane's thoroughly confused look] It is the most advanced chemical analyzer in the world.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Ultra high resolutions.
- Susie Chang: Recombinant glycol protein characterizations.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Feigning excitement] Oh my gosh! Remember when you girls got that new DNA splicer and you talked about it for weeks?
- Dr. Maura Isles, Susie Chang: [Extremely happy and excited] Yes!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: This is even more boring than that!
- Alexandra: Look, try to use just the two middle fingers. Like that. Alright, slowly, squeeze...
- [gunshot]
- Alexandra: Good, keep practicing
- [walks away]
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I will
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Angry] You failed your shooting test on purpose?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: What? No way
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, either that or you're going blind, which from the way you're staring at her ass, I can see that's not the case!
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: It's no big deal, okay? I just needed a reason to have a couple of lessons with the new firearms instructor, Alexandra. Did you see her?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: This is sad on so many levels!
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I just... I failed my shooting test! Again!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You know what? You keep screwing around, you're gonna regret it!
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: That's the thing. I really tried this time. It's Alexandra, she was standing so close to me I couldn't focus. All I could think about was coming up with the perfect line to ask her out
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: How about: "the only thing I love more than a woman in uniform is a woman out of uniform". That's always a winner
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hmm. Hello! Tall, shiny and handsome
- Dr. Maura Isles: And he doesn't leave the toilet seat up. Jane Rizolli, I would like you to meet Bio-Orbitron MS-8000
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: This thing costs more than I make in a year, don't it?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Costs more than everyone makes in a year
- Nina Holiday: Which is strange
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Strange is good. Strange is our friend in a murder investigation
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: We should just talk to my mom together. You know, like a financial intervention
- Dr. Maura Isles: Look, why don't I just handle it, because you and your mother just argue when you talk about money
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Mother and I argue when we talk about the weather
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura, it's a weapon. It doesn't have to match your purse
- Dr. Maura Isles: Jane, accessories always have to match
- Jerry: [In awe] You and me. Our minds are like one.
- Nina Holiday: [Thoroughly unimpressed] Not even a little bit.
- Angela Rizzoli: Yeah, I am free, I am single, I got new job and it's time I start to live it up a little. Don't worry Jane, I'm making more money now than I ever did. And I got three new credit cards this week!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes, but mom, you do realize that you pay these off with real money, right?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You've been following him for the past 2 weeks. Who hired you?
- Jerry: I don't give up my client. Confidentiality issues
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You know that privilege doesn't extend to PIs, if you'd like to add obstruction...
- Jerry: Blyer's wife!